hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

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jackbarakatofficial:

Oh Calamity - All Time Low

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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